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Saturday, January 29, 2005

FARFETCHED FACTOID #01005 -- Shout Beetle

The shout beetle is a prominent member of the six-legged, wicked wench weevil family.

Among other things, it is said to inhabit all laundry detergent boxes or plastic containers.

According to hygiene product manufacturers, the shout beetle is the only "secret" ingredient found in all laundry detergents that's invisible, (well at least in all the premium brands anyway).

Scientists have been unable to determine the origin of the shout beetle or discover how it functions. Suffice to say at this point that it removes without any difficulty whatsoever all stains, spills, and splotches from wearing apparel. (And, if used correctly, it also has the added benefit of removing sentimental, sloppy, or sooty sorts of thoughts from mixed-up minds.)

A cautionary note is in order here. Whilst the shout beetle may be a marvellous cleaning additive, it can never replace the Patriarch of Purge, and Father of All Scouring, Sweeping, And Soaking Action Figures, "Mighty Mockingbird Man". (See Factoid #08005 for further details.)




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